i cast life on all of them
they live/die

i stab you

my hill

i shoot you in the face.

my hill

i drop a giant jar of jam on u and get fat kids 2 chase u

my hill

i eat the jam faster then they can get to it and live.

my hill.

i distract u with what appears 2 be naked chicks at the bottom of the hill but is actually hairy fat men and they do disgusting things 2 u

my hill

ew dude. thats gross. if you want the hill you can have it after that......

oh yes i am the king of this hill and no 1 can beat me (does victory dance) lol

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!

i start a new hill somewhere else that you can not find!!!!

haha

my hill!!!

i use the GPS tracking device they put in you as a young monkey and find it, nuke it, and take the old hill by peeing on it

my hill, i marked my territory

um, i disinfect the hill and shove you into the washing machine, which i then drop into the ocean

my hill

i fill helicopters up with my pee and drop them (like they drop over fires) you drown in my huge amounts of pee i throw you off the hill into a sewer plant and claim the hill as mine

lol, i ninja those helicopters on their return home, then i beat you over the head with a lamp... oh and i scrub the hill clean, so

my hill

um. i ask you for the hill and you give it to me. thanks, btw

my hill

haha, i throw you down a well

my hill

it happens to be a wishing well and i dig until i find the magic. then all my wishes become true. first of which is this: instig is in a giant endless pit falling for all eternity. muhahaha.

MY HILL