King of the Hill

This is my personal favorite game from the old forum. rules are simple (thanks to valdoom for starting this game)

someone has the hill, take it from the BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!
for example, aura owns the hill, so i shoot him in the face, my hill

ill start us off


i stand on the hill,

My hill

i push you off

my hill

i bust a cap in yo ass

my hill

I throw an emo at you.

My Hill.

I stomp on your foot and just watch you roll down the hill in pain.

My hill.

i have chuck norris kick you in the face

my hill, with chuck's protection

i tell chuck norris that hes a noob, he runs off crying. then i tell you that if you dont get off the hill, it will rain rabid bunnies that will bite off your head. you run off screaming

my hill

I beat you to death with a cream cake.

My Hill.

I pull your legs out from under you with a scythe.

My hill.

Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!




Val is melted from the hill

my hill

lmfaoo shady (or firestorm, w/e)

anyway, i take valdooms epic Fire Emblem avatar and he rapes you all into the dust. everyone but me is dead.

my hill

I ressurect mine self and summon fluffy. He destroys Insti, and his homeworld. Don't mess with fluffy. He is the destroyer of worlds.

My hill.

I brain wash fluffy and he turns on Val

Mine and Fluffy's hill

I push you off and eat fluffy

My hill.

My kangaroo punchs you in the face.



My hill

I nuke the hill and build a small mound in my back garden.

My Mound.

i kick your mound until its just a pile of dirt, you cry over the lost mound
i rebuild the hill and put concrete barriers around it

my hill

I build your concrete barrier into a concrete dome, leaving a small hole at the top, i then fill it with napalm and toss in a match
you roast
i bring in an oxygen converter/creator thingy, then seal up the dome, fortifying it with 100 layers of steel and titanium
and hire 9999999999999999999 terminator robots to guard it.

my hill and dome

i divide all of that stuff by 0, it gets deleted. i then rebuild the hill

my hill

Lol, owned!

I shoot you in the knees, you roll down the hill and crawl home.

My Hill.

i smash you over the head with a guitar

my hill

I inject you with AIDs

My Hill.

i throw a baked potato at your head

my hill

I just shoot you with a potato gun.

My hill. (seriously, you have access to a highpowered air pressurized cannon. Why aren't you useing it Insti?)

I put C4 under your feet and press my detonator that I have come to nickname 'Mr Boomy'

Oh yeah, you go boom.

My Hill.